Your room. No mercy.
The roast is free. The glow-up is optional.
Start with a brutally funny room roast. When the real redesign service launches, you can choose a one-time Fix-It Upgrade—no recurring nonsense.
The Roast
Bring the room. Leave with a caption-worthy takedown.
Free
- Upload and preview one room photo
- Choose your preferred roast intensity
- Get a share-ready demo roast card
- Copy, share, or regenerate your roast
Planned glow-up
Fix-It Upgrade
The comeback your room actually deserves.
Paid, one-time upgrade
Coming later—honestly labeled until it is connected.
- Future AI-generated redesign mockups
- Future curated, shoppable furniture picks
- Future layout recommendations for your room
- No subscription or recurring room rent
Roast first. Fix later.
The future Fix-It Upgrade is designed as a single, optional purchase: redesign mockups to show a new direction, then affordable furniture and layout recommendations you can actually shop. It is not live yet, so RoomRoast will not pretend otherwise.